- Use it to funnel your beer
- Use it to blow some life into a slow-burning braai fire
- Use it as a cheap hearing aid if the batteries on the old one go flat
- Use it as a poop scoop
- Use as a self-defence weapon
- Use it as a toilet plunger
- Use it to wake up teenagers in the morning
- Record the sound and use it as your cellphone ringtone
- Fill with cement and use as a dumb bell
- Use it if your car hooter has packed up
- Use to borrow some petrol from your neighbour






